Klim Zephyr Wind Shirt (Non-Current)

The KLIM ZEPHYR WIND SHIRT is made out of wind resistant material. I am not sure of the material they use, however, Im firmly positive it was mined from one of the frozen lakes from the 2nd moon of Jupiter. I say this because it feels space aged, it is light weight. i can fold it multiple times and yet it returns to its original shape. I have heard of similar material being found after a certain "crash" happened in in 1947 in a little town in mexico. Now, im not saying KLIM somehow managed to find this material in the back of a fabric warehouse collecting dust, But, I am implying they went back in time to 1947 and confiscated the material from the USAF before the story changed from a craft to a weather balloon. That is clearly the only thing that could make sense on how KLIM managed to make this windbreaker so light, tactical, and expensive. Also, the belly is a bit big. im 6'2 @ 220#. i ordered an XL. im broad shouldered and it fits me well in the chest and shoulders, but damn y'all, not all Americans have a big ass beer belly. so that's pretty annoying.